The Puppy Bowl is a sham

DeflateGate, Marshawn Lynch and the media, Richard Sherman's strong words for the NFL -- these are all scandals manufactured to distract you from thereal scandal, which is that the Puppy Bowl is a sham. The NFL's foremost canine competition is an ill-conceived, rigged event, and its blatant corruptness is a slap in the face to:

- Fans

- Competitors

- Advertisers

- Viewers who bet $18,060 out of their daughters' college fund on Shyla the Great Pyrenees to win MVP even though their wives said not to because Shyla was a sure thing after all her preparation and if that bet paid off there would be enough money for a down payment on the party submarine AND the girls' college fund so what's the problem Ellen seriously just trust me on something for once

That's just a few kinds of people who have been ROBBED by this mockery of organized sport. Don't believe me that the Puppy Bowl is an abject sham? Well, I can prove to you that the Puppy Bowl ref is an unabashed game fixer who is very likely on the take.